Of course, we all know cats can talk. It's "Meow" this, and "Meow" that, all day long. But can cats talk in English? Or Italian? Or Japanese? Not always. It takes some learning. And we all know cats are smart. The Egyptian pyramids, the printing press, computers--all ideas dreamed up by cats. (Naturally, people always take credit for these things because people have hands to hold pens and paper and write everything down.) Do all of these English and Italian and Japanese cats, with their smart ideas, work for good? No. Definitely not. To be frank, there is a worldwide organization of cats seeking to destroy the social fabric of our world--for people, for dogs, for everybody--all in pursuit of their own evil gains. True. Fortunately, there is a second secret world-wide organization of cats fighting just to keep our world safe. Anyway. That's what this book is about. It all starts with one cat wandering off. His name's Muffin.